I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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