Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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