remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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