You really coming over, don't trick.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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