Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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