Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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