I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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