going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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