How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I am available for nakedness
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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