We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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