idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You pole danced in your parka.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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