we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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