Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
In America we eat man semen.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
