you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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