You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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