They have a pepper shaker for pot.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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