You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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