he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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