do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
