He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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