dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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