She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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