I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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