It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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