that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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