That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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