Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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