So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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