they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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