shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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