Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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