"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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