yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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