Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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