Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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