No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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