The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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