I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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