I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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