This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
