You really coming over, don't trick.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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