: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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