Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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