And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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