It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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