Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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