I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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