i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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