Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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