It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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