idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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