They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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