I'm really into asian looking animals
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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