Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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