The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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