They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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