i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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