He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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